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9/30/13
Let the Right One in [2009] -- Vampire // Psychological-Chiller
Let the Right One In is a brutal movie about an abused 12 year old child and his new found (Rated-R for violence) friend, the vampire.
"Overall, I'd recommend this movie to anyone with an IQ above average with a strong stomach. If you enjoyed Zodiac, The Killer Inside Me, I suggest you check out this film. It's more a tragedy flick now that I think about it. "
9/28/13
Dark Shadows [2011] -- Vampire // Tim Burton
Dark Shadows is a movie about a Vampire who comes back in the 1970s and the resulting chaos that ensues as a result.
"I would recomend this movie to those who already love Tim Burton or Johnny Depp. That's really about it."
9/27/13
Byzantium [2011] -- Drama // Vampire
Byzantium is a movie about 2 Vampires living in the present day and their struggle.
"I would recommend this movie, but only to vampire genera lovers, or people who like easy to follow classical stories. It's great for a rainy day."
9/26/13
Resident Evil 5 [2012] -- Action // Nonsense // Bukakki
This is my base line for the worst movies reviewed.
"[...] This "movie" is so fucking bad, the only reason one would ever even release it, in ANY FORM, is to simply progress a franchise forward, praying that socially autistic imbeciles will drop to their knees with their mouths open to swallow the whole steaming load of 3D cockslime down their throats. "
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