Thriller // Action

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Django Unchained [2012] Comedy // Action // Period Piece

9.3 
Stars: 4.5

"A violent and bloody satisfying film through and through. Not explicitly a comedy, it delivers tastefully the stark realty of American slave history while still managing to poke fun at the past. It is both a profoundly honest portrayal of human depravity, and a hilarious absurdity can only be described as an emotional roller coaster. This film does little to sugarcoat reality, and goes so far as to characterize in absurdest fashion at every applicable opportunity. With compelling characters and an equally compelling plot, this film accomplishes just about everything it sets out to and does so brilliantly."


2/13/2015

Take Shelter [2011] Drama // Thriller

Stars: 9.3

Grade: A
"There is something refreshing about this type of subtly. Gripping. Suspenseful. Immersive. Compelling. These are just some of the words I would use to describe this master piece." 

10/9/13
Chronicle [2012] -- Action // Thriller // "Lost Footage" "Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to their developing uncanny powers beyond their understanding. As they learn to control their abilities and use them to their advantage, their lives start to spin out of control, and their darker sides begin to take over. -- (C) Official Site"Basically, you should watch this movie. You will not be disappointed. It's extremely well executed and I would recommend this movie to anyone/everyone.


10/7/13
The American [2010] -- "Thriller" // "Drama" This is a movie about nothing. It's supposed to be about an assassin...but it's just terrible. Two things happen the entire movie. Three people die. It sucked.
Skip it!

9/26/13
Resident Evil 5 [2012] -- Action // Nonsense // Bukakki
This is my base line for the worst movies reviewed.
"[...] This "movie" is so fucking bad, the only reason one would ever even release it, in ANY FORM, is to simply progress a franchise forward, praying that socially autistic imbeciles will drop to their knees with their mouths open to swallow the whole steaming load of 3D cockslime down their throats. "

9/26/13
X-Men First Class [2011] -- Action // Super Hero
This movie is a reboot / prequel to the X-Men trilogy (Not the Wolverine spin off). This movie is in its purest form an extremely basic action movie.
"Would I recommend it? Honestly, no. The only people I would possibly recommend this movie to are already going to have watched it and probably moved it so much they creamed themselves when they saw half of the poorly directed action scenes."


9/25/13
Sucker Punch [2011] -- Action // Fantasy // Babes w/ Guns
Sucker Punch is a movie about a girl who travels to a dream world with her hot friends. They shoot things and travel through time. It's beautiful, but it does leave a lot to be desired.
"I would recommend this movie to anyone who lives fast paced, jaw dropping action sequences, and cares fuck all about story. If you're into hot girl's with guns, this is the movie for you!"